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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 12-30-2003, 04:45 PM Thread Starter
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The Most Functional Word

Well, it's shit...that's right, shit!

Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider this:

You can get shit-faced, be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.


Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between Shit and Shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit, or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit. Or not do so, If you don't give a shit. Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do Give A Shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit head ......Well shit happens.

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I've read that before but its still good stuff. A friend of mine and I talked about the many uses of fuck once when we were bored. You'd be surprised how many different situtations you can use it in.
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That was actually some funny "shit" !!!!
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That's some funny fucking shit.
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does gc still do the comedy circuit?
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does gc still do the comedy circuit?


I saw him a few years ago in Las Vegas. I can't remeber if he was at MGM or Luxor for my life. But OMG, he's fuckin' histerical on stage...much better than on recordings.

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Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today is the word fuck. Out of all of the english words that begin with the letter f, fuck is the only word that is referred to as the f word. It's the one magical word, just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language is derived from German, the word frichen, which means to strike. In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories, as a transative verb for instance, John fucked Shirley, as an intransitive verb, Shriley fucks. It's meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective, such as John's doing all the fucking work. as part of an adverb, Shirley talks too fucking much. As an adverb enhancing an adjective, Shirley is fucking beautiful. As a noun I don't give a fuck. as part of a word, absofuckinlutely or infuckincredible. and as almost every word in the sentence, fuck the fucking fuckers. As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versitility of fuck as in these examples describing situations such as fraud, I got fucked at the used car lot, dismay, aw fuck it, trouble I guess I'm really fucked now, aggression, don't fuck with me buddy, difficulty, I don't understand this fucking question, inquery, who the fuck was that?, dissatisfaction, I don't like what the fuck is going on here, incompetence, he's a fuck-off, dismissal, why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself? I'm sure you can think of many more examples, with all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly, FUCK YOU!

<-- typed all of that listening to the sound clip

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Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today is the word fuck. Out of all of the english words that begin with the letter f, fuck is the only word that is referred to as the f word. It's the one magical word, just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language is derived from German, the word frichen, which means to strike. In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories, as a transative verb for instance, John fucked Shirley, as an intransitive verb, Shriley fucks. It's meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective, such as John's doing all the fucking work. as part of an adverb, Shirley talks too fucking much. As an adverb enhancing an adjective, Shirley is fucking beautiful. As a noun I don't give a fuck. as part of a word, absofuckinlutely or infuckincredible. and as almost every word in the sentence, fuck the fucking fuckers. As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versitility of fuck as in these examples describing situations such as fraud, I got fucked at the used car lot, dismay, aw fuck it, trouble I guess I'm really fucked now, aggression, don't fuck with me buddy, difficulty, I don't understand this fucking question, inquery, who the fuck was that?, dissatisfaction, I don't like what the fuck is going on here, incompetence, he's a fuck-off, dismissal, why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself? I'm sure you can think of many more examples, with all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly, FUCK YOU!

<-- typed all of that listening to the sound clip


LOL, I've heard that sound clip a while ago! So funny!

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