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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-23-2003, 08:25 AM Thread Starter
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Truth Hurts.

A squad of Marines drove up the highway between
Basra and Baghdad. They came
upon an Iraqi soldier badly injured and
unconscious. Nearby on the opposite
side of the road was an American Marine in a
similar state, but he was alert.

As first aid was given to both men, they asked
the injured Marine what
happened. The Marine responded "I was heavily
armed and moving north along
the highway. Coming south was a heavily armed
Iraqi soldier".

"What happened then?" the corpsman asked.

"I told him Saddam Hussein was a miserable
piece of crap and then the Iraqi
told me that Tom Daschle, Ted Kennedy and Bill
Clinton were miserable pieces of crap!"

"What happened then?" the corpsman asked.

" We were shaking hands when a truck hit us."
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-29-2003, 12:28 PM
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Re: Truth Hurts.

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Clinton were miserable pieces of crap!"

"What happened then?" the corpsman asked.

" We were shaking hands when a truck hit us."
BILL WASNT ALL THAT MISERABLE I MEAN HE WAS GETTING HEAD FROM MONICA

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