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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-19-2003, 07:31 AM Thread Starter
 
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Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.

"If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"

"I regret I cannot," lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in my butt."

"I do not understand," said the other.

The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am
Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."

I said, "No shit?"

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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-19-2003, 08:21 AM
 
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-19-2003, 10:59 AM
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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-19-2003, 11:04 AM
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I didn't know terrorist bathed, except like this:

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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-21-2003, 12:34 AM
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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-21-2003, 11:50 AM
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Hahaha, nice!

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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-21-2003, 04:16 PM
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-22-2003, 09:34 AM
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