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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 12-18-2003, 01:17 AM Thread Starter
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"Wanna swap meds?"

"Can I buy you a spatula?"

"Bet you're wondering why I have no nostrils..."

"Your crawlspace or mine?"

"You look like the kind of person who appreciates catheters."

"May I lick your forehead?"

"Do you always wear your shoes over your socks?"

"Smeep. Smeep. Smeep."

"What's your favorite flavor of wood?"

"You've stolen my heart, but thats okay because I have three
more back home in the freezer."

"You look like a capricorn. Capricorns are tasty."

"How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scambled or heated
in my neighbor's muffler?"

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post #2 of 15 (permalink) Old 12-18-2003, 07:57 AM
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post #3 of 15 (permalink) Old 12-18-2003, 08:25 AM
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post #4 of 15 (permalink) Old 12-18-2003, 11:56 AM
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I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
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post #6 of 15 (permalink) Old 12-21-2003, 11:23 PM
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post #9 of 15 (permalink) Old 12-27-2003, 10:52 AM
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post #11 of 15 (permalink) Old 12-30-2003, 04:55 PM
 
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Now we know why Boss is single. Oh & ..... wtf?
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post #13 of 15 (permalink) Old 01-07-2004, 03:02 PM
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OMG! That was soooooooooooo fucking stupid. You are ghey like a mofo.
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post #15 of 15 (permalink) Old 01-08-2004, 08:59 AM
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