psycho pick-up lines
"Wanna swap meds?"
"Can I buy you a spatula?"
"Bet you're wondering why I have no nostrils..."
"Your crawlspace or mine?"
"You look like the kind of person who appreciates catheters."
"May I lick your forehead?"
"Do you always wear your shoes over your socks?"
"Smeep. Smeep. Smeep."
"What's your favorite flavor of wood?"
"You've stolen my heart, but thats okay because I have three
more back home in the freezer."
"You look like a capricorn. Capricorns are tasty."
"How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scambled or heated
in my neighbor's muffler?"