A guy goes inside the confessional and says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
"What did you do, my son?" asked the priest.
"Yesterday I was walking along the beach at night, and I decided to explore a cave near the shore because I heard sometimes people like to go have sex in there. When I turned on my flashlight, I witnessed two men having sex."
"Oh, so you were the asshole with the flashlight?!"