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post #1 of 63 (permalink) Old 12-09-2003, 01:49 PM Thread Starter
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How many DFWStangers does it take...

How Many DFWStangers Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

5 to post photos of lightbulbs that they have changed.

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
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post #2 of 63 (permalink) Old 12-09-2003, 03:13 PM
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post #3 of 63 (permalink) Old 12-09-2003, 04:13 PM
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Re: How many DFWStangers does it take...

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How Many DFWStangers Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb?



2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"


LOL....Me too
What about the 1 or 2 who will take the photo and photoshop it with different lamp shades so you can see the differences ?
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post #4 of 63 (permalink) Old 12-09-2003, 04:17 PM
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Thanks superlopez

I forgot one
1 to post this:
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post #8 of 63 (permalink) Old 12-09-2003, 07:47 PM
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post #9 of 63 (permalink) Old 12-09-2003, 08:55 PM
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and 17 people to simply type......




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post #10 of 63 (permalink) Old 12-09-2003, 09:27 PM
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Re: How many DFWStangers does it take...

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1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. [/B]
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post #11 of 63 (permalink) Old 12-09-2003, 09:28 PM
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post #18 of 63 (permalink) Old 12-10-2003, 09:36 PM
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post #19 of 63 (permalink) Old 12-10-2003, 09:51 PM
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Re: How many DFWStangers does it take...

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1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
Now why does this remind me of 4DRSS?

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Re: How many DFWStangers does it take...

Quote:
Originally posted by cool cat
How Many DFWStangers Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

5 to post photos of lightbulbs that they have changed.

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
LOL!
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Hahaha!! That's about right!!!
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Hey 4bangen, posting in the jokes forum doesn't count towards your total post count.
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i gess im just not a good post whore

I think that makes you a "post slut"
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1 forum lurker [Billy]to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

lol


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except for it was 3.5 years later
Damn, I can't believe it's been that long.


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