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post #1 of 19 (permalink) Old 12-02-2003, 12:18 PM Thread Starter
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Men Strike Back

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machin will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

Why do men break wind more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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post #2 of 19 (permalink) Old 12-03-2003, 06:48 PM
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Man now that is some funny shit, LOL. I know there are a few loyal women here on the joke forum, i wonder why they havent bashed you yet..
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post #3 of 19 (permalink) Old 12-04-2003, 12:25 PM
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lol!
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post #4 of 19 (permalink) Old 12-04-2003, 12:27 PM Thread Starter
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Man now that is some funny shit, LOL. I know there are a few loyal women here on the joke forum, i wonder why they havent bashed you yet..
There is nothing to bash, its all true.
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That actuall is pretty funny! LOL
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post #6 of 19 (permalink) Old 12-04-2003, 12:30 PM
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lmao, great!
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post #7 of 19 (permalink) Old 12-04-2003, 12:32 PM
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Re: Men Strike Back

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Originally posted by cool cat
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

lmao!
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post #9 of 19 (permalink) Old 12-04-2003, 04:34 PM
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post #11 of 19 (permalink) Old 12-04-2003, 07:03 PM
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ROFLMAO that was funny! (Yes, I'm female)

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post #12 of 19 (permalink) Old 12-05-2003, 01:08 PM
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Man now that is some funny shit, LOL. I know there are a few loyal women here on the joke forum, i wonder why they havent bashed you yet..
lol

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post #13 of 19 (permalink) Old 12-05-2003, 01:22 PM
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that was funny
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post #14 of 19 (permalink) Old 12-06-2003, 03:56 PM
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That shit was funny

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post #15 of 19 (permalink) Old 12-07-2003, 04:17 PM
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oops. Where's the timeline.
here ya go

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post #16 of 19 (permalink) Old 12-11-2003, 07:43 AM
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that's freakin hilarious

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LMAO totally true.
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post #19 of 19 (permalink) Old 12-22-2003, 07:38 PM
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ROFLMAO that was funny! (Yes, I'm female)

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