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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-25-2003, 09:48 PM Thread Starter
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The Mailman

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying

the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by

the whole family who congratulated him and sent him on his way

with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him

with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him

a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was

met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde in a revealing negligee.

She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she

closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she

blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a

giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and

fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied, she poured him

a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill

sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All of this was just too

wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well", she

"last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that

we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you. He

"Screw him, give him a dollar." The blonde then said, "The
breakfast was my
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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 12-01-2003, 12:46 PM
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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 12-02-2003, 10:33 PM
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heard it before but a joke like that deserves a repost
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post #11 of 11 (permalink) Old 12-03-2003, 06:45 PM
WFO Team Kicks Ass!!!
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damn only 26 more years to go, i hope i meet a blonde like that. LOL Nice one
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