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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-25-2003, 10:07 AM Thread Starter
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senior sex

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's
office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly
couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing
wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he
wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good-bye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to
watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has
intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leaves.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry,
but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married
and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for
$50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-25-2003, 12:15 PM
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thats a clever old man
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good one ...
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-09-2003, 06:10 AM
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That is a good one..
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-09-2003, 07:32 AM
 
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thats a clever old man
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-09-2003, 02:46 PM
 
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makes you think of how he thought when he was in his prime
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