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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-24-2003, 12:51 PM Thread Starter
Philippians 4:13
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A father watched his precious 6 year old daughter playing in the


He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little

girl was.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her and noticed

She was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.

"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and

stomped them flat.

"Well, we're not having any of that queer shit in our garden."
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-24-2003, 12:56 PM
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LMAO!! Thats cute!
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-25-2003, 08:33 AM
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that little girl sure knows alot
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