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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-24-2003, 06:25 AM Thread Starter
 
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Good Clinton Joke!

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the
veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in it's ears and cleaned
both
ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet told the lady if she wanted
to

keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some
'Nair'
hair remover and rub in it's ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover.

At the register the druggist tells her "If you're going to use this
under
your arms don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady says "I'm not
using it under my arms."

The druggist says "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a
couple
of days." The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either, and if
you
must
know I'm using it on my schnauzer. "

The druggist says "Stay off your bicycle for a week".
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-24-2003, 03:48 PM
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LOL
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-24-2003, 07:01 PM
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how is this a clinton joke?
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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-24-2003, 09:36 PM
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how is this a clinton joke?
maybe i'm behind the times or something but could somebody please expain to me how this is a clinton joke?

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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-24-2003, 09:39 PM
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Heard it. And this isn't a f*#king clinton joke....ASS!
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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-25-2003, 08:32 AM
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how is this a clinton joke?
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it was funny though
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-26-2003, 09:07 PM
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i didnt even read it and i know it isnt a clinton joke
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