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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-23-2003, 10:32 PM Thread Starter
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ever had a colonoscopy

A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients
made while he was performing colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has
gone before."

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out.
You do the Hokey Pokey...."

9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

10. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit."

11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head
is not, in fact, up there?"
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-25-2003, 02:17 AM
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-25-2003, 08:30 AM
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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-26-2003, 02:20 PM
 
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Re: ever had a colonoscopy

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A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients
made while he was performing colonoscopies:

13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head
is not, in fact, up there?"
GREATNESS!!!
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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-26-2003, 02:22 PM
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those were great!!
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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-26-2003, 02:54 PM
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those were great!!
14. "If I see both of your hands, doc, we're gonna have a problem."
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-01-2003, 12:29 AM
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i like 13. and 14.
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