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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-22-2003, 01:54 PM Thread Starter
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Escaped Prisoner

> Prison escape.
>
> A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept
> for 15 years. As he
> runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it
> looking for money and
> guns.
>
> But, he only finds a young couple in bed. He orders
> the guy out of the
> bed and ties him up in a chair.
>
> While tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top of
> her, kisses her on
> the neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom.
>
> While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
> "Listen, this guy is
> an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He's
> probably spent lots of
> time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I
> saw how he kissed your
> neck.
>
> If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just
> do what he tells
> you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be
> dangerous, if he gets
> angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"
>
> To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my
> neck. He was
> whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought
> you were cute, and
> asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be
> strong, honey. I love
> you, too."
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post #2 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-22-2003, 01:57 PM
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post #3 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-23-2003, 07:59 AM
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post #4 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-25-2003, 02:22 AM
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awww......shit.
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post #5 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-25-2003, 08:23 AM
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post #6 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-27-2003, 12:36 PM
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HAHAHA... Poetic justice at it's finest.
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post #7 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-28-2003, 06:20 PM
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post #8 of 17 (permalink) Old 12-01-2003, 12:19 AM
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post #9 of 17 (permalink) Old 12-01-2003, 12:48 PM
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post #10 of 17 (permalink) Old 12-01-2003, 12:50 PM
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horrible situation to be in
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post #11 of 17 (permalink) Old 12-01-2003, 01:51 PM
 
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Heard that one awhile back, way too funny! Definately would suck to be in that situation though!!
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post #12 of 17 (permalink) Old 12-01-2003, 02:03 PM
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That made me laugh out loud...literally! I needed that on a Monday!
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post #13 of 17 (permalink) Old 12-01-2003, 02:05 PM
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post #14 of 17 (permalink) Old 12-03-2003, 06:55 PM
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Now that is some funny shit
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post #15 of 17 (permalink) Old 12-04-2003, 12:23 PM
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how is that a horrible situation? the guy doesnt have a gun... thats means he wants to die!
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post #17 of 17 (permalink) Old 12-06-2003, 05:42 AM
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