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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-20-2003, 04:03 PM Thread Starter
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Post up all your Michael jackson jokes!

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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-20-2003, 05:23 PM
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he is the joke
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post #3 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-21-2003, 02:29 AM
 
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McDonalds is coming out with new burger:

They use a piece of 40 year old meat and put it between two 12 year old buns......... it is called the McMichael
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post #4 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-21-2003, 07:11 AM
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So Walmart and Michael Jackson have something in common.....little boys pants half off.
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post #5 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-21-2003, 09:56 AM
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What is black on the inside, white on the outside and comes in little cans?
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post #6 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-21-2003, 12:07 PM
 
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McDonalds is coming out with new burger:

They use a piece of 40 year old meat and put it between two 12 year old buns......... it is called the McMichael

Thats soooo wrong on sooo many levels.. but the funniest thing ive ever herd....lol good work
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post #7 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-21-2003, 04:45 PM
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How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog!

What's black that comes in baby's diapers? Michael Jackson's hand.

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post #8 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-21-2003, 06:16 PM
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Pope's proclamation

The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he
hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says
he'll have no choice but to make him a priest.
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post #9 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-21-2003, 11:18 PM
Lost in suburbia HELLLLLL
 
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michael Jackson agreed to pleed guilty to all the charges if they placed him in juvenile hall.
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post #10 of 12 (permalink) Old 12-01-2003, 09:27 PM Thread Starter
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What do Spiderman, Superman, and the Hulk have in common?















They are all in Michael Jacksons underware drawer.
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post #11 of 12 (permalink) Old 12-02-2003, 12:34 AM
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when do you know its bed time at michael jacksons house?






















when the big hand touches the little hand

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post #12 of 12 (permalink) Old 12-03-2003, 06:51 PM
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That is pretty good, but he said jokes people, not truths. CANT YOU ALL READ, LOL.
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