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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 11-19-2003, 11:53 AM Thread Starter
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church membership

Three couples went to see a minister to find out how to become
members

of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without
sex
for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.

The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and
the
third couple was newlywed.

Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple
said it
was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The
newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.

"A can of paint?!?" exclaimed the minister.

"Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she
bent
over to pick it up, I had to have her right there and then. Lust
took
over."

The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome
in
the church.

"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot
either."
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 11-20-2003, 12:17 PM
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HAH!!! Sweet. I wouldn't want to go to that church anyway.
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 11-20-2003, 12:19 PM
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lmao, funny!
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 11-20-2003, 03:46 PM
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