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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 11-17-2003, 11:05 AM Thread Starter
Every day is.............
 
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Silly boy

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach.

As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women

have boobs bigger than his mother's.

So he goes back to ask her why.

She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is."

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but

returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things

than his dad does.

She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is."

Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to

play.

Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his

mother: "Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the

longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 11-17-2003, 01:24 PM Thread Starter
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Chores

A little boy comes down to breakfast and since he
lived on a farm, his Mother asks if he'd done his
chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his
chores.
Well, he's a little ticked off, so he goes to feed the
chickens, and he kicks a chicken. Then he goes to feed
the cows, and he kicks a cow. Next he goes to feed the
pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his Mother gives him
a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I
have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick the chicken,
so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick
the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.
I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week, no milk.
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and
kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile,
and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 11-17-2003, 01:26 PM
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Opulance. I has it.
 
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