Every day is.............
Join Date: Sep 2003
A little boy comes down to breakfast and since he
lived on a farm, his Mother asks if he'd done his
"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his
Well, he's a little ticked off, so he goes to feed the
chickens, and he kicks a chicken. Then he goes to feed
the cows, and he kicks a cow. Next he goes to feed the
pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his Mother gives him
a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I
have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick the chicken,
so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick
the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.
I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week, no milk.
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and
kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile,
and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"