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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-14-2003, 02:54 PM Thread Starter
 
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When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this...

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement,

"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:







"I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and
Johnson."
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-14-2003, 02:55 PM
 
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That was funny LOL
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post #3 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-14-2003, 02:57 PM
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LOL, that is good.
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post #4 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-14-2003, 03:12 PM
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hehehe!
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post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-19-2003, 01:39 PM
 
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makes sense to do that after a day like that
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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-19-2003, 01:40 PM
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post #7 of 11 (permalink) Old 12-03-2003, 10:05 PM
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that is funny
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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 12-03-2003, 10:07 PM
 
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LOL.....
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post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 12-07-2003, 09:47 PM
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If I were to use a rectal thermometer I'd sure as hell not want one that's been in some other guy's asshole.
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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 12-11-2003, 05:29 PM
 
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I work for J&J, thank god I'm not in that department!
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post #11 of 11 (permalink) Old 12-12-2003, 04:07 PM
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I work for J&J, thank god I'm not in that department!
I bet u hope not to get transfered there.
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