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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-11-2003, 05:50 PM Thread Starter
 
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what do u tell a bitch with two black eyes?

nothing, u done told her twice
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-12-2003, 02:00 PM
 
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DUDE THAT IS SO FOUL FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE
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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-12-2003, 02:03 PM
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LMAO, even the women I work with love that joke.

What do you do when the dishwasher breaks?


Slap the bitch?
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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-12-2003, 02:19 PM
 
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how many men does it take to open a beer??


none she should open before she brings it to me

why dont men need to buy there wifes a fancy watch??

cuz theres a clock on the damn microwave
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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-12-2003, 04:58 PM
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why do brides wear white,


so your dish washer matches your stove and fridge.

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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-12-2003, 05:02 PM
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these jokes are extremely fucked up!
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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-12-2003, 09:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by mustangchick03
DUDE THAT IS SO FOUL FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE
BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!

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I sound shit out man, lol. Firefox didnt have a suggestion. I figure A) I'm waay too far off, or B) It's spanish, and Firefox is an English Fox.

I facepalm myself.
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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-14-2003, 04:21 PM
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What was the smartest thing to come out of a womans mouth?

Albert Einsteins dick.

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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-15-2003, 07:20 PM
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Q: What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women nuts? A: Money.

Q: Why don't women carry umbrellas to work? A: Why would they need one from the bedroom to the kitchen?

Q: Why did the woman cross the road? A: Who cares? Why was she out of the kitchen?
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