A fellow walked into his doctor's office, complaining
he thinks he might have a tapeworm. The doctor made a
examination and listened to the symptoms, and
"I want you to come back tomorrow to start treatment.
bring a banana and a cookie with you." said the
Despite the seemingly odd request, our hero complied
returned the next day with a banana and a cookie.
The doctor then said, "Okay, now drop your pants and
This is going to hurt a bit."
Although stunned by the turn of events, the patient
his pants and bent over. The doctor peeled the banana
with one deft motion rammed it up the guy's ass. While
doctor consulted his watch, our hero danced around the
shouting at the doctor.
"Okay, one minute is up and we have to complete the
part of the treatment if you truly want to get rid of
tapeworm." advised the doctor.
Despite the pain, the patient did want to be cured and
complied with the order to bend over again. Again, the
took the cookie and rammed IT up the patient's ass.
"Okay, tomorrow I want to see you here at the same
bring another banana and a cookie." said the doctor.
humbled patient, with tears of pain in his eyes,
The next day, the same routine ensued. First the
up a banana, waited exactly one minute, then rammed up
cookie. And the next day, and the next day and the
Every day UP went a banana, waited one minute, then UP
After one full week of treatment, the doctor finally
"Well, tomorrow is the LAST day of treatment. I want
bring in a banana and a hammer."
"Not a cookie?" asked the very frightened patient,
imagine what a hammer was going to feel like.
"Nope, a hammer." confirmed the doctor.
On the last day, the doctor said, "Okay, you know the
So the man dropped his pants and bent over. UP went
and the doctor looked at his watch and picked up the
One minute passed. Then two minutes. Three. Four
Finally, a little head poked out of the patient's ass.
"WHERE'S MY COOKIE???"