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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-19-2001, 08:06 PM Thread Starter
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Doctor

A fellow walked into his doctor's office, complaining
that
he thinks he might have a tapeworm. The doctor made a
physical
examination and listened to the symptoms, and
concurred with
the self-diagnosis.

"I want you to come back tomorrow to start treatment.
And
bring a banana and a cookie with you." said the
doctor.

Despite the seemingly odd request, our hero complied
and
returned the next day with a banana and a cookie.

The doctor then said, "Okay, now drop your pants and
bend over.
This is going to hurt a bit."

Although stunned by the turn of events, the patient
dropped
his pants and bent over. The doctor peeled the banana
and
with one deft motion rammed it up the guy's ass. While
the
doctor consulted his watch, our hero danced around the
room
shouting at the doctor.

"Okay, one minute is up and we have to complete the
second
part of the treatment if you truly want to get rid of
this
tapeworm." advised the doctor.

Despite the pain, the patient did want to be cured and
so
complied with the order to bend over again. Again, the
doctor
took the cookie and rammed IT up the patient's ass.

"Okay, tomorrow I want to see you here at the same
time, and
bring another banana and a cookie." said the doctor.
The now
humbled patient, with tears of pain in his eyes,
nodded his
head.

The next day, the same routine ensued. First the
doctor rammed
up a banana, waited exactly one minute, then rammed up
the
cookie. And the next day, and the next day and the
next...!!
Every day UP went a banana, waited one minute, then UP
went
the cookie.

After one full week of treatment, the doctor finally
said,
"Well, tomorrow is the LAST day of treatment. I want
you to
bring in a banana and a hammer."

"Not a cookie?" asked the very frightened patient,
trying to
imagine what a hammer was going to feel like.

"Nope, a hammer." confirmed the doctor.

On the last day, the doctor said, "Okay, you know the
routine".
So the man dropped his pants and bent over. UP went
the banana,
and the doctor looked at his watch and picked up the
hammer.
One minute passed. Then two minutes. Three. Four
minutes passed.

Finally, a little head poked out of the patient's ass.

"WHERE'S MY COOKIE???"

**WHAM**
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-21-2001, 07:57 PM
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