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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-11-2003, 01:26 PM Thread Starter
 
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Sneezing and Orgasms

Sorry if this is a repost...
Still funny though!

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class
section of the plane.
The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose and then
shuddered quite
violently for 10 or 15 seconds. The man went back to his reading.

A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, gently
wiped her nose and shuddered quite violently as before. The man was
becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time. Again
she took a
tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered violently.
The man couldn't restrain his curiosity.
He turned to the woman and said, "You've sneezed three times, wiped
your nose
with a tissue, then shuddered violently! Are you all right?"

"I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I have a rare
condition;
when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man was a little embarrassed but even more curious and said, "I've
never
heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"

The woman looked at him and said, "Pepper."
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-11-2003, 01:32 PM
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THAT IS AWESOME. Gonna tell that one at work today.
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LMFAO!
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-11-2003, 03:34 PM
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-12-2003, 01:56 PM
 
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THAT IS PRETTY FUNNY
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-13-2003, 09:43 AM
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pepper

thats some crazy shyt
lol lol

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