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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 11-09-2003, 03:48 AM Thread Starter
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God and Adam

This is one of those jokes for the ladies out there,

God was talking to Adam after he was created,
God told Adam, "I've got good news and I have got bad news for you".

Adam replied "what is the good new?"

God replied "I am going to give you a brain and I am going to give you a penis."

Adam asks "well heck what could possibly be the bad news?"

God replies "I am only going to give you enough blood to run one at a time!"
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 11-13-2003, 09:58 AM
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holy crap no wonder my brain dont function at times

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