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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-07-2003, 02:29 PM Thread Starter
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Sorry Fellas, but this stuff is true and....

Funny as HELL.....



1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt hole, and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened)


And my personal favorite

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-07-2003, 03:31 PM
 
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post #4 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-07-2003, 04:51 PM
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LMAO!!!
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post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-09-2003, 03:57 AM
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Man you all sure are hard on the guys, you know why we dont tell any female jokes? Because there are none, all that shit we say is true, LOL. J/K, dont bash on me.
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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-12-2003, 03:09 PM
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fuck this shit man why do women always bitch about the toilet seat not being put down. fuck you why don't you all put it up for us i am tired of going in the bathroom at night and you have left it down and it fucking ricochets piss all over the place.

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fuck this shit man why do women always bitch about the toilet seat not being put down. fuck you why don't you all put it up for us i am tired of going in the bathroom at night and you have left it down and it fucking ricochets piss all over the place.
amen!
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post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-12-2003, 05:04 PM
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Re: Sorry Fellas, but this stuff is true and....

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Funny as HELL.....

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
thats what i'm talking about... but what if you find a man who cant even mow the lawn???
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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-12-2003, 05:10 PM
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thats what i'm talking about... but what if you find a man who cant even mow the lawn???
mow it yourself...
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mow it yourself...
i'm gonna..
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