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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 10-31-2003, 09:49 AM Thread Starter
 
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prize after sex

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they leave together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly Teddy bears; hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is mildly surprised that this guy would have this collection of teddy bears, but she decides not to bring it up at that time. She is quite impressed by his sensitivity.

She turns to him...suddenly they kiss... clothes flying off and they make hot steamy love.

After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, as they lay there together in the afterglow, the woman kisses him tenderly on the cheek and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"

The man says, "You can pick any prize from the bottom shelf."
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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 10-31-2003, 12:59 PM
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post #3 of 16 (permalink) Old 10-31-2003, 01:03 PM
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post #10 of 16 (permalink) Old 11-04-2003, 10:38 PM
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post #14 of 16 (permalink) Old 11-08-2003, 06:52 PM
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post #16 of 16 (permalink) Old 11-16-2003, 03:56 PM
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