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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 10-30-2003, 05:21 PM Thread Starter
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Ladies Bar

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds
his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After
sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very
deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just
fair - giving that you are blind - that you should
know five things:

1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.

2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 160 LB. blonde woman with a
black belt in karate.

4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional

5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a
professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do! you still
wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,
and declares, "Nah, Not if I'm gonna have to explain
it five times."
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