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post #1 of 23 (permalink) Old 10-30-2003, 12:00 PM Thread Starter
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INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE

PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:



1. Elvis is dead



2. Having your children curse you out in public is

not normal



3. Jesus was not White



4. Skinny does not
equal sexy.



5. A 5 year-old child is too big for a stroller



6. N'Sync will never hold a candle to the Jackson5



7. Thomas Jefferson had Black children.



8. An
occasional ass whooping helps a child stay in

line.



9. Kissing your pet is NOT cute.



10. Rap music is here to stay.







10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK

PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:



1. Tupac is dead



2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.



3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.



4. O.J. did it!



5. Teeth should not be decorated.



6. Breaks
are usually only 15 minutes.



7. Jesse Jackson will never be
President (or Al Sharpton for that matter)



8. RED is
not a Kool-Aid flavor (it's a color)..



9. Your rims and sound
system should not be worth

more than your car.



10. Your
Pastor doesn't know everything.



9 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK
PEOPLE KNOW BUT HISPANIC

PEOPLE DON'T ADMIT:



1. Chicken
is a food, not a roommate.



2. "Jump out and run" is not in any
insurance

policies.



3. Your country's flag is not a car
decoration..



4. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of

every person in your family.



5. Hickey's are
unattractive.



6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a

bad fashion statement.



7. Ten (10) people to a car or
home is considered too

many.



8. Jesus is not a name for
your son.



9. Letting your children run wild through the store

can get your ass whooped.
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post #2 of 23 (permalink) Old 10-30-2003, 12:13 PM
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LOL! funny funny

<-----------didn't know Jesus wasn't white


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Re: Indisputable Truths about Whites, Blacks, and Hispanics

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5. Hickey's are
unattractive.
lmao

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Re: Indisputable Truths about Whites, Blacks, and Hispanics

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Originally posted by regaltip
4. Skinny does not
equal sexy.
Amen

Quote:
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Marie... I think you are perfect
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Heard those on the Steve Harvey morning show about a year ago. MOST of them ring true. He is a funny guy most of the time.
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Re: Indisputable Truths about Whites, Blacks, and Hispanics

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3. Your country's flag is not a car
decoration..
Hrmmm...this seems to be a white person thing now
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post #11 of 23 (permalink) Old 11-04-2003, 05:18 PM
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another thing hispanics don't know

11. Your last name on the back of your windshield is not cool. It's not even safe...
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Re: another thing hispanics don't know

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11. Your last name on the back of your windshield is not cool. It's not even safe...
Keep's em from stealing cars that belong to their family members.
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That is funny, but it is mostly true.
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i wouldnt mind having one of those decal things that go on the back winsheild that allows you to look out from inside but lookin in form outside has like an american flag that has a faded pic of the WTC towers in the middle and say " RIP all those lost " and under the towers has 9-11
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things whites/blacks won't admit = heh heh, funny
things hispanics won't admit = lmgdfao
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LMAO! Shit that normally gets me in trouble for saying!
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Now that was some funny shit!
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Re: Indisputable Truths about Whites, Blacks, and Hispanics

Quote:
Originally posted by regaltip

8. Jesus is not a name for
your son.



9. Letting your children run wild through the store

can get your ass whooped.
Those two hit the nail right on the head !!
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