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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-24-2003, 01:23 PM Thread Starter
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All tied up with no place to go

A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he
runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and
guns
but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and
ties
him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top of
her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an
escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in
jail,
and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed yourneck. If he
wants
sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give
him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll
kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He was not
kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay,
thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the
bathroom.
Be strong, honey. I love you too.
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-24-2003, 01:55 PM
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holy crap someones going to be sore

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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-24-2003, 04:00 PM
Golf anyone?
 
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Did not see that one coming.
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-25-2003, 09:29 AM
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LMAO.
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