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Top 10 Dog Pet Peeves About Humans

TOP 10 DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS


1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny

2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog!
What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip," then acting
surprised when I freak out every time we go back.

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile...
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5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.


LOL!

I have a male poodle (Kent) and they always put bows in his hair when he goes to the groomers....my boyfriend rips them out before Kent gets a chance to.
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That's greatness. I think number 1 came from my Dad's Boxer, Daisy. He's always blaming $hit on her, poor dog.
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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-22-2003, 07:50 AM
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damn so this is what my dog is thinking when i mess with him

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That's greatness. I think number 1 came from my Dad's Boxer, Daisy. He's always blaming $hit on her, poor dog.
I know our dog doesn't stink that bad, so i blame it on the wife!LOL
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-30-2003, 05:49 PM
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LOL! I like #7 the most.

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