This is badass, yo...
well i found this poem/rap in another message board... just thought i'd share it in the jokes forum cuz it's pretty fuckin hilarious
"I'm racing and rydin' just straight glidin'
Years of racing so my gears are never grindin'
You call this a race ? More like a chase
Can't keep up with my pace,
Is that why you got all that smoke in your face
I thought you had a big V8 ?
Oh yeah forgot about all that extra weight
Trying to avoid the cops,
Every time my rice pops
Cuz you know we shift at 8 grand,
To all you domestics, thats more than you got on one hand
I know its hard to believe,
but our shit likes to get up and leave
Followed by the sound of my Tanabe,
You really think you can keep up with me ?
You better be strapped in when the vtec kicks in
And when you hear my cold air,
It will make you get up and stare.
You ask what engine is that dude ?
Its a JDM Vtec Prelude.
So if you drive a ford or a chevy,
You need to realize that shit's too heavy,
Its time to get an import
Cuz thats the only way to go in this sport. "