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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 10-17-2003, 02:18 PM Thread Starter
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Chicken & Horse

> On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to

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> play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into

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> a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for

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> the chicken to go get the farmer for help!

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> Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he

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> searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone

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> to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied

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> the farmer's new Z-3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the

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> chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to

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> save his friend's life.

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> Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the

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> chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the

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> loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to

> the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly

> forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!

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> Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse,

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> and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship

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> between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.

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> A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,

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> began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

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> The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large

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> puddle. Looking underneath, he told the; chicken to grab his "thing"

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> and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good

grip,

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> and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

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> The moral of the story?

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> When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 10-17-2003, 09:38 PM
 
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Post same thing but it had a pig not a chicken
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