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post #1 of 20 (permalink) Old 10-17-2003, 09:29 AM Thread Starter
 
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Story Time: High school crush!

When i was in high school, i was pretty dorky. Hard to imagine isn't it? At any rate, I wasnt good at getting dates or even talking to girls...but there was one girl who was really nice to me. But she was in a wheel chair. She was really pretty too. Great personality.

I was pretty shocked when she asked me to come over to her place to watch a movie. So I show up and her folks are there so I meet them and we all settle in to watch the movie. The movie ends and she asks me to go to the back yard with her. They had this porch swing out there so she asked me to pick her up and put her on the swing with me. She was pretty light so it wasn't a problem. Before I knew it, she was all over me!

So I started kissing back and before you know it, we are mugging down pretty hard. Not very comfy on the swing though so she suggests that i carry her over to this tree in the yard that has a broken limb about chest high. I carry her over there and then she tells me to hang her on the tree by the back of her overalls. I do that for her and she is now the perfect height!

We go back to kissing again and her dad comes outside and turns the light on. BUSTED!

I started feeling really uncomfortable. So I took her down off of the tree and put her back in her chair and then I wheeled her back inside. I start feeling like I should go so we said goodnight and her dad followed me to the front door.

I looked at her dad straight in the eyes and say "I am really sorry about that." Her dad says "That's ok. Everybody else just leaves her hanging from the tree."
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post #2 of 20 (permalink) Old 10-17-2003, 09:30 AM
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I'm not sure whether that's funny or sad.
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shouldn't this be in the joke forum?

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OMG! That's hysterical, in a sick and twisted sort of way!
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heh...heh.....heh......
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bwaaahaaaa!!!!

i'm sorry that's funny!

i know i would have jump the fence and ran!
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post #8 of 20 (permalink) Old 10-17-2003, 09:53 AM
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LMAO!! I was thinking this was a true story!!
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What's the most dificulty thing about eating vegetables?


Their wheelchairs get in the way...

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lol... I just read the same joke in FHM about 10 minutes ago...

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What's the most dificulty thing about eating vegetables?


Their wheelchairs get in the way...
Oh that was horrible.........
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Oh that was horrible.........
She was actually pretty good, cheapest date I've had yet.

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post #13 of 20 (permalink) Old 10-17-2003, 10:01 AM
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i remember that joke from elementary school!
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What's the most dificulty thing about eating vegetables?


Their wheelchairs get in the way...
shit brick, you stole that from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I have been using this story for about 15 years. I think a high school substitute art teacher told it to the class one day.
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post #16 of 20 (permalink) Old 10-22-2003, 08:47 AM
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test....
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mmmm...shakira.....
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post #20 of 20 (permalink) Old 10-24-2003, 01:26 AM
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LMAO....that's pretty sick.
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