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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-14-2003, 09:06 AM Thread Starter
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Dog in heat

Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" a little girl asked. "No, I don't think so. Fifi is in heat," replied the mother.
"What does that mean?" asked the child. Embarrassed and not wanting to get into a biological discussion with her young daughter, the mother said, "Oh, just go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Fifi for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Fifi was in heat, and that I had to come talk to you." Not wanting to have the biological discussion either, the father said, "Bring Fifi over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear-end with it. "Okay, now you can go for a walk but keep Fifi on the leash and you
can only go around the block once." The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with NO DOG on the leash. "Where is Fifi?" her father asked. "She should be here in a minute," advised the daughter.
"She ran out of gas about halfway down the block and
another dog is pushing her home.
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-14-2003, 10:21 AM
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its funny, but someone posted a couple weeks ago
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-14-2003, 10:46 AM
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LMAO!
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-20-2003, 12:32 PM
 
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lol pretty funny man!!!
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-22-2003, 08:05 AM
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pushing her home

now this is some hilarious shit

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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-24-2003, 01:35 AM
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thats some funny shit...
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