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Brunette Jokes....

For all those blonde jokes here are some Brunette Jokes...many have been heard but there are some new ones.....


WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?
Brown-bagging it.

WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?
No one else wants it.

WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?
So brunettes can remember them.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?
Invisible.

WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?
"Has the blonde left yet? "

WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?
The invitation.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?
A hostage.

WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?
Fisher-Price.

WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?
It matches their mustache.

KNOW WHO INVENTED BLONDE JOKES?
Brunettes, they had nothing better to do on Friday or Saturday
nights.
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-13-2003, 03:35 PM
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so are you saying that blondes are jealous bitch's that attack in groups, and are big titty sluts?



how dare you.

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LMAO!!

heh heh @ sneaky!
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LMAO!!

heh heh @ sneaky!
i think i was funnier

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