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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-09-2003, 02:01 PM Thread Starter
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Getting older?

25 Signs You've Actually Grown Up

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as dressed up.
10. You're the one calling the police because those kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6pm
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3am would upset, rather than settle your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4 bottle of wine is no longer pretty good stuff
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time
22. I just can't drink the way I used to, replaces, I'm never going to drink that much again
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you.
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-09-2003, 03:57 PM
 
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thats pretty funny!!!
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-09-2003, 03:58 PM
who cares
 
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lol
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-09-2003, 05:27 PM
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About 20 out of 25 apply to me, dammit.
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