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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 10-07-2003, 11:29 AM Thread Starter
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Very first ever Blonde GUY joke ... and well worth the wait!
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work
on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating
lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get
corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off
this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! IfI get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get
bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his
death as well.
At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd
known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos
or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
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Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch."
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