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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 10-06-2003, 03:32 PM Thread Starter
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Here's todays Joke of the Day!!

A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.
"Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?" "To kill my husband."
"I can't sell you arsenic to kill a person!"
The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position.
The man is her husband and the woman is the pharmacist's wife.
He takes the photo, and nods. "I didn't realize you had a prescription!"


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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 10-06-2003, 03:59 PM
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Take your kisses back to last year!!! REPOST! for the third time I think!
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 10-06-2003, 05:40 PM
 
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it is still funny!!!
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