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post #1 of 32 (permalink) Old 10-02-2003, 10:40 PM Thread Starter
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how do you make a baby float?

2 scoops of ice cream
2 scoops of baby
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post #2 of 32 (permalink) Old 10-02-2003, 10:45 PM
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It's not a float without any soda, dumbass.
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wtf? Ghey...
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post #4 of 32 (permalink) Old 10-03-2003, 01:02 AM
 
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wtf would a baby float have ice cream???
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wtf would a baby float have ice cream???
like a root beer float..... moron
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post #6 of 32 (permalink) Old 10-03-2003, 07:25 AM
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That's terrible.

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Finding 1 baby in 6 different dumpsters.
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post #7 of 32 (permalink) Old 10-03-2003, 11:25 AM
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What's worse than a dumpster full of dead babies?












One on the bottom that isn't dead, eating it's way out.
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what's worse than that?


















he goes back in for seconds.



there is a fine line between a hobby.... and mental illness.
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post #9 of 32 (permalink) Old 10-04-2003, 09:36 AM
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this thread is gross!
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post #10 of 32 (permalink) Old 10-05-2003, 01:33 AM
 
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LMFAO!! Thats so sad and grose and funny all at the same time!

Have you heard that song "Going on a dead baby hunt"??
Its pretty funny too.......lol
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post #11 of 32 (permalink) Old 10-05-2003, 01:42 AM
 
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quote:Originally posted by 98Demon
wtf would a baby float have ice cream???



like a root beer float..... moron


so you have baby and ice cream?? sounds more like a micheal jackson sleep over. good try though.
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post #12 of 32 (permalink) Old 10-05-2003, 05:50 PM
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whats the difference between bowling balls and dead babies?



















you cannot unload a truckful of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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post #13 of 32 (permalink) Old 10-06-2003, 06:07 PM
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Whats more fun than nailing a dead baby to the wall???


















Ripping it off!



Bring the dead baby jokes!!!
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post #14 of 32 (permalink) Old 10-06-2003, 06:11 PM
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It's not a float without any soda, dumbass.
That was way funnier than that old ass joke my grandpa told me when I was a kid.
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post #15 of 32 (permalink) Old 10-07-2003, 12:41 AM
 
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More More Im crying over here....lol lol
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Whats the best pet for a dead baby?















A dead dog.
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post #17 of 32 (permalink) Old 10-07-2003, 12:47 PM
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Lmao at all these jokes!!
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post #18 of 32 (permalink) Old 10-07-2003, 03:30 PM
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Ah shit....

....Don't get me started with the what I like to call "go to hell for laughing" jokes.



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What's cold and blue and makes women cry?








SIDS.
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post #20 of 32 (permalink) Old 10-07-2003, 03:34 PM
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What's better than watching your kid win a gold medal in the special olympics?








Not having a retarded kid.
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post #21 of 32 (permalink) Old 10-07-2003, 03:38 PM
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how many dead babies fit in a blender?





four

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post #22 of 32 (permalink) Old 10-07-2003, 03:53 PM
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What's better than watching your kid win a gold medal in the special olympics?








Not having a retarded kid.
Fucking hilarious
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post #23 of 32 (permalink) Old 10-07-2003, 10:01 PM
 
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funny ass baby jokes, i guess we're all goin to hell, heres one i heard:


whats blue and sits in the corner?

baby playing with a plastic bag


whats green an sits in the corner?

same baby a week later
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post #24 of 32 (permalink) Old 10-08-2003, 08:47 AM
 
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thats fuckin gay!!!
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post #25 of 32 (permalink) Old 10-09-2003, 09:09 AM
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methinks he doth protest too much. . .

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thats fuckin gay!!!
did you give the kid the bag or what? settle down
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post #26 of 32 (permalink) Old 10-09-2003, 11:47 PM
 
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you have one to say??? anyway ttt
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What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender?

Hold on. I'll tell you in a second


What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?

Crib death

What's harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?

Nailing it to a dead puppy

What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?

An erection
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whats green & red, 5 feet long and hangs in a tree?


















a baby run over my a riding lawnmower.

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post #29 of 32 (permalink) Old 10-13-2003, 02:26 PM
 
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like a root beer float..... moron

dude you should really do what foamy says and"just f#cking die you neurotic moron"
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How many dead babies does it take to cover a wall?



One, if you throw it hard enough
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post #32 of 32 (permalink) Old 10-14-2003, 02:36 PM
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Nothing.
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