The Mustang Shop
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Butterflies & Team GC2 Supporter
5 Kinds of Married Sex
5 Kinds of Married Sex "
1. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period, you
both keep doing it until you are blue in the face.
2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage,
you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
3. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You have calmed down a bit, perhaps
*have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in
the hallway and say,* f... you!"
5. There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you
************ get*divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone
in the room...