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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-12-2001, 08:04 PM Thread Starter
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5 Kinds of Married Sex

5 Kinds of Married Sex "

1. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period, you
both keep doing it until you are blue in the face.


2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage,
you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.


3. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You have calmed down a bit, perhaps
*have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.


4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in
the hallway and say,* f... you!"


5. There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you
************ get*divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone
in the room...

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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-12-2001, 08:08 PM
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That's funny. The last one is kind of scarry, but still funny.

Given the unlimited resources, a true hot rodder wouldn't be content until he had created a car so violent, so hairy, so totally sick, that the very act of pressing the throttle, would result in instant death.

Anything less than that, results in the need to make it go faster.
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-12-2001, 08:43 PM
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Doc, you've been warned

j/k

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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-12-2001, 08:45 PM
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Hahaha, that was good Baby Girl.

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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-12-2001, 10:41 PM
 
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preety cool
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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-12-2001, 10:49 PM
 
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Linda you forgot the sex that also happens in Mustangs!!!! But I wouldn't know anything about that I just heared....I mostly hear rumors about people doing it when having a convertible..lol I am totally innocent
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heh heh,thats cute....
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-18-2001, 01:44 PM
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HAHA LMFAO
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