Two couples were playing cards one evening. One of the husbands, Pookie,
>accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the
>table to pick them up, he noticed that Ray's wife Shaniqua, legs spread
>wide, was not wearing any underwear!
>Shocked by this, Pookie...upon trying to sit up again...hit his head on the
>table and emerged red-faced. Later, Pookie went to the kitchen to get some
>refreshments. Shaniqua followed him and asked... "Did you see anything that
>you liked under there?" Surprised by her boldness, Pookie courageously
>admitted that, well, yes he did. She said..."You can have it, but it will
>cost you $500."
>After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this
>offer, Pookie indicates that he is indeed interested. She tells him that
>since her husband, Ray, works Friday afternoons and Pookie doesn't, that
>Pookie should be at her house around 2:00PM Friday afternoon.
>When Friday rolls around, Pookie shows up at Ray's house for the booty call
>with Ray's wife at 2:00PM sharp...and after paying her the agreed upon
>$500.00, they go to her bedroom and knock boots as Shaniqua had promised.
>Afterwards, Pookie quickly dresses and leaves. As was his habit, at 6:00PM,
>Ray returned home from work. Upon entering his crib and encountering his
>wife he asks loudly... "Did Pookie come by with my money?
>Huh! With a lump in her throat, Ray's wife answers... Oh yeah, he did stop
>by here for a few minutes this ! afternoon." Her heart nearly skips a beat
>when Ray curtly asks... "And did he give you $500.00?" In terror she assumes
>she's somehow been found out, and after mustering up her best poker face she
>replies... "Well, yes...in fact he did give me five hundred dollars."
>Ray, with a satisfied look on his face, surprises Shaniqua by saying...
>"Good, I was hoping so. Pookie came by my office this morning and borrowed
>five hundred dollars from me. He promised me he'd stop by this afternoon on
>his way home and pay me back.
>Now that's a TRUE Playa