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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 09-29-2003, 08:09 PM Thread Starter
 
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At the Drug store

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> > The Pharmacist
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> > A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some
> > arsenic.
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> > "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?"
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> > "To kill my husband."
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> > "I can't sell you arsenic to kill a person!"
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> > The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising
> > position.
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> > man is her husband and the woman is the pharmacist's wife.
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> > He takes the photo and slowly nods.
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> > "I didn't realize you had a prescription."
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 09-29-2003, 09:17 PM
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I still laugh every time I hear that joke!!
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 09-29-2003, 09:59 PM
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Re: At the Drug store

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>
>
> >
> >
> >
> > The Pharmacist
> >
> > A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some
> > arsenic.
> >
> > "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?"
> >
> > "To kill my husband."
> >
> > "I can't sell you arsenic to kill a person!"
> >
> > The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising
> > position.
> > The
> >
> > man is her husband and the woman is the pharmacist's wife.
> >
> > He takes the photo and slowly nods.
> >
> >
> > "I didn't realize you had a prescription."
love it! I will have to tell it to my new pharmacist on my first day of the new job

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