Aunt Karen - DFWstangs Forums
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 09-29-2003, 05:26 PM Thread Starter
Every day is.............
 
cobrajet69's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Keller
Posts: 9,150
Aunt Karen

A teacher gave her 5th grade class an assignment: have their parents tell
them a story with a moral.

The next day the kids came to class, and one by one, told their stories.

Little Kathy raised her hand first and said, "We live on a farm and have
Hens
that lay eggs for market. Once we were taking a basket of eggs to market on
the front seat of the pick-up truck and we hit a big bump in the road. The
eggs went flying and broke all over everything."

"And what is the moral to that story?"

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket."

"Very good" said the teacher.

Then little Tammy raised her hand and said, "We live on a farm, too. But we
raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs once but when they
hatched, we got only ten live chicks. And the moral to that story is don't
count your chickens before they are hatched."

"That was a fine example, Tammy.

Johnny, I believe you had your hand up next."

"Yes Ma'm. My daddy told me that my Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in
Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy
territory
and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun, and a machete. She
drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break, and then she landed
right in the middle of a hundred enemy soldiers. She killed seventy of them
with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets, then she killed twenty
more with the machete before the blade broke off. Then she killed the
last
ten with her bare hands."

"Good Heavens!" said the horrified teacher. "What did your daddy tell you
was
the moral to that terrible story?"

"Stay the hell away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking."
cobrajet69 is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 09-29-2003, 05:33 PM
Time Served
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Denton
Posts: 823
some good jokes, but can you say post whore???

<center>
<a href="http://www.myspace.com/stavelyband"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/vanhead/stavelybandicon.gif" border="0" alt="Stavely - The Other White Meat!"></a><br></center>
brentoman is offline  
post #3 of 14 (permalink) Old 09-29-2003, 05:36 PM Thread Starter
Every day is.............
 
cobrajet69's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Keller
Posts: 9,150
Quote:
Originally posted by brentoman
some good jokes, but can you say post whore???
I don't mean to sound clueless, but what the hell is a post whore?
cobrajet69 is offline  
 
post #4 of 14 (permalink) Old 09-29-2003, 06:26 PM
The Alpha Omega Frog
 
Frogger's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Awaiting from the Shadows
Posts: 8,333
*snickers*...good joke...but why does she have to be named Karen?


BTW..post whoring is when a member posts meaningless crap for the sole purpose of raising their post count. Example...LOL...or just posting a smilie.


Later,
Karen

Y2K Supercharged Electric Green GT
The Dallas Diamonds
WPFL 3Peat Superbowl Champions 2004-06
IWFL 2008 Superbowl Champions
Captain*Mike/Sam*League All Pro 2004
Def/LB coach 06-08 season
Defensive Coordinator 09

Dallas Fire Rescue
Frogger is offline  
post #5 of 14 (permalink) Old 09-29-2003, 07:03 PM
XL
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 1,575
Wink

Quote:
Originally posted by Frogger
*snickers*...good joke...but why does she have to be named Karen?


BTW..post whoring is when a member posts meaningless crap for the sole purpose of raising their post count. Example...LOL...or just posting a smilie.


Later,
Karen
LOL!
XL is offline  
post #6 of 14 (permalink) Old 09-29-2003, 07:38 PM
Time Served
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Denton
Posts: 823
my apologies, ms. frog, but i just thought that it was a bit much for him to post like... eleventy-billion jokes... i will from now on shut my mouth about anything ever again
brentoman is offline  
post #7 of 14 (permalink) Old 09-29-2003, 08:18 PM
The Alpha Omega Frog
 
Frogger's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Awaiting from the Shadows
Posts: 8,333
Quote:
Originally posted by brentoman
my apologies, ms. frog, but i just thought that it was a bit much for him to post like... eleventy-billion jokes... i will from now on shut my mouth about anything ever again
Oh whatever..no apologies necessary.

And you continue to be yourself. Its the members personalities that give this place its...ugh.."charm".

Y2K Supercharged Electric Green GT
The Dallas Diamonds
WPFL 3Peat Superbowl Champions 2004-06
IWFL 2008 Superbowl Champions
Captain*Mike/Sam*League All Pro 2004
Def/LB coach 06-08 season
Defensive Coordinator 09

Dallas Fire Rescue
Frogger is offline  
post #8 of 14 (permalink) Old 09-29-2003, 08:41 PM Thread Starter
Every day is.............
 
cobrajet69's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Keller
Posts: 9,150
Hey Frogger, I notice a lot of ppl have pictures under their posts and was wandering if those are really your cars. If so, is that your electric green stang? I'm an old school kind of guy, I'm stuck in the `60s and `70s with "my" cars (one before you were born) but really appreciate the new ones too. It just kicks my ass when I see a chick in a badass pony car (Bowtie - Blue Oval - Mopar or what ever), you just didn't see that back then. Any way, congrats if that is your car, and keep it between the lines!
cobrajet69 is offline  
post #9 of 14 (permalink) Old 09-29-2003, 09:14 PM
Lifer
 
Amber's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 4,416
Back on topic

Funny joke!
Amber is offline  
post #10 of 14 (permalink) Old 09-30-2003, 08:55 AM
Lifer
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: denison tx
Posts: 6,783
Quote:
Originally posted by brentoman
some good jokes, but can you say post whore???
I THOUGHT POSTING IN THE JOKE FORUM DOESN'T RAISE YOUR POST COUNT
6695 is offline  
post #11 of 14 (permalink) Old 09-30-2003, 08:59 AM Thread Starter
Every day is.............
 
cobrajet69's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Keller
Posts: 9,150
Quote:
Originally posted by coley
I THOUGHT POSTING IN THE JOKE FORUM DOESN'T RAISE YOUR POST COUNT
Your right, I think brentoman was just waiting for a chance to use the term "post whore"
cobrajet69 is offline  
post #12 of 14 (permalink) Old 09-30-2003, 05:06 PM
Time Served
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Denton
Posts: 823
hahaha yes, sad but true... actually i didnt know that, but post whore is a rather fun term

<center>
<a href="http://www.myspace.com/stavelyband"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/vanhead/stavelybandicon.gif" border="0" alt="Stavely - The Other White Meat!"></a><br></center>
brentoman is offline  
post #13 of 14 (permalink) Old 09-30-2003, 05:10 PM
Ted
Opulance. I has it.
 
Ted's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Las Irving
Posts: 13,034
LMAO at the Joke!
Ted is offline  
post #14 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-01-2003, 11:34 PM
93 Blk Coupe
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
lmao...killer karen!
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

Bookmarks

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the DFWstangs Forums forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome