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Santa's gifts

There was a city cop on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," the little boy said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a $20 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."

The young boy looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little boy looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa
the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-29-2003, 05:47 PM
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LMAO, that was great !
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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-29-2003, 09:15 PM
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LMAO! That was hilarious! Reminds me of the '6 foot asshole' cop joke!!
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-30-2003, 06:36 AM Thread Starter
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LMAO! That was hilarious! Reminds me of the '6 foot asshole' cop joke!!
Yeah, that was a classic. I've got it on my hard drive too, actually tons of them but I don't want to re-post anything. Kind of hard to know what's been posted here. It doesn't look like much so I put 4 or 5 on and someone told me I was post whoreing so I'll "throttle back" a little.
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-01-2003, 11:31 PM
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