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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-25-2003, 03:22 PM Thread Starter
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> WOMAN'S PRAYER
>
> Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's
> not a creep.
> One who's handsome, smart and strong.
> One who loves to listen long.
> One who thinks before he speaks.
> When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
> I pray that he is gainfully employed.
> When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
> Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
> Massages my back and begs to do more.
> Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
> Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
> I pray that this man will love me to no end,
> And never attempt to hit on my friend.
> Amen.
>
>
> MAN'S PRAYER:
>
> I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
> who owns a liquor store and a boat.
> Amen.
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-25-2003, 03:44 PM
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Amen!

She should also drive a stang too.
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-26-2003, 02:32 PM
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shit forget the boat just make sure she has that car
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-26-2003, 03:01 PM
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IF A WOMEN HAD THAT IN A MAN, SHE WOULD STILL TREAT HIM LIKE SHIT
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