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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 09-25-2003, 12:29 AM Thread Starter
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Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't
gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter is constantly
calling her and urging her to get back into the world.

Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her
daughter immediately replies: "Mom! I have someone for you to

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and
after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a
weekend in the Catskills.

Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There she
stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties, he in his
birthday suit. Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?"

She replies: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to
explore, but down there I am still in mourning."

He knows he's not getting lucky that night.

The following night the same scenario. She's standing there
with the black panties on, and he is in his birthday suit...
except that he is wearing a black condom.

She looks at him and asks: "What's with this ... a black

He replies: "I want to offer my deepest condolences."

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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 09-25-2003, 12:31 AM
Packin' up...
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Man, fuck yo kids!
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hahahaha thats great
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LMAO!! Good one Trey.
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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 09-25-2003, 01:36 PM
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that's so sweet of him.
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 09-26-2003, 07:37 AM
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Haha!! That was a good one!!
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