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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-24-2003, 04:29 PM Thread Starter
Every day is.............
 
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Question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges.

You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere
seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

Liberal Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that
would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun, and what kind of message does this send to
society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he
was stabbing me?

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a

few days to try to come to a conclusion.



Conservative Answer:

BANG!




Texan's Answer:


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

click...(sounds of reloading).

Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids

think?"

Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it, too."

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.

Daughter: "Nice group, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-26-2003, 07:44 AM
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Hahahaha!!
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-26-2003, 07:47 AM
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Oh yeah!

One
Big
Ass
Mistake
America

If you like the IRS, DMV and the Post Office, you will love Obamacare!

“An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.”
Robert A. Heinlein

I have to agree with a quote from former Treasury Secretary William E. Simon: "Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote."
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-26-2003, 07:55 AM Thread Starter
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Originally posted by Amber
Hahahaha!!
My daughter had the same response, Amber!
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-27-2003, 10:46 PM
 
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lol thats pretty damn funny
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