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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 09-23-2003, 08:50 AM Thread Starter
 
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Chick getting on bus

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a
> > beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus.
> >
> > Dressed up for work, she was wearing a very tight
> > mini skirt. As the bus rolled up and it became her
> > turn to get on the bus
> > she became aware that her skirt was too tight to
> > allow her leg to come up to
> > the height of the bus' first step.
> >
> > So slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to
> > the bus driver she reached behind her and unzipped
> > her skirt a little
> > thinking that this would give her enough slack to
> > raise her leg.
> >
> > Again she tried to make the step onto the bus to
> > discover she still could
> > not make the step. So, a little more embarrassed she
> > once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt
> > a little more. And for a
> > second time she attempted the step and once again,
> > much to her disgust she
> > could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt.
> >
> > So with a coy little smile to the driver she again
> > unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more
> > slack and again was
> > unable to make the step.
> >
> > About this time the big Texan that was behind her
> > in the line picked her up
> > easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the
> > step of the bus. Well,
> > she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero,
> > screeching at him ''How dare
> > you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!!
> > ''
> >
> > At this the Texan drawled, ''Well ma'am, normally
> > I would agree with you
> > but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda
> > figured we was friends.''
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