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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-22-2003, 03:19 PM Thread Starter
 
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Nothing Is Funnier Than Real Life!!!

>
> In Honor of Stupid People Everywhere
>
> Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
>
> On a Sears hairdryer:
> Do not use while sleeping.
> (And that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
>
> On a bag of Fritos:
> You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the
shoplifter special)?
>
> On some Swanson frozen dinners:
> "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
> (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
>
> On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
> "Do not turn upside down."
> (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
>
> On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
> "Product will be hot after heating."
> (...and you thought????...)
>
> On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
> "Do not iron clothes on body."
> (but wouldn't this save me more time)?
>
> On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
> "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this
medication."
> (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
>
> On Nytol Sleep Aid:
> "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
> (and...I'm taking this because???....)
>
> On most brands of Christmas lights:
> "For indoor or outdoor use only."
> (as opposed to...what)?
>
> On a Japanese food processor:
> "Not to be used for the other use."
> (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
>
> On Sainsbury's peanuts:
> "Warning: contains nuts."
> (talk about a news flash)
>
> On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
> "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
> (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
>
> On a child's superman costume:
> "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
> (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
>
> On a Swedish chainsaw:
> "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
> (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-24-2003, 02:08 PM
At least it sounds fast
 
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Bill Engeval(sp?) said most of those in his stand up.
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post #3 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-24-2003, 09:25 PM
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some people suck

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post #4 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-25-2003, 12:25 AM
Packin' up...
 
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sadly if those labels weren't there, someone would get fucked...

example: a company would get sued because the pudding burned there mouth after they microwaved it.
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post #5 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-25-2003, 11:35 AM
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actually the sad thing is, they are there because somebody has sued because they where not told of the risk.



here is your sign.

.(OBAMA) One Big Ass Mistake America
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post #6 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-26-2003, 07:41 AM
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Order a cup of hot coffee at McDonald's....
cup says 'Warning: contents may be hot'



Those are pretty funny!
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post #7 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-27-2003, 09:30 AM
 
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nice
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post #8 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-27-2003, 02:22 PM
UNFUCKWITHABLE
 
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2 words: Social Darwinsim People that need labels like that also need my foot in their ass.
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post #9 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-28-2003, 10:45 PM
Pogue Mahone!!!!!!
 
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agreed

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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-29-2003, 01:45 PM
insert something aqui
 
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the sad thing is this is all true

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