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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 09-21-2003, 10:06 PM Thread Starter
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A commander for the French...

A commander for the French Foreign Legion joins his new post located far out in the desert. During his first inspection, he notices a camel hitched up behind the barracks. He asks a nearby soldier what the camel is for. "Well, sir, " the soldier replies, "there are 250 men here and no women, and sometimes we have...... urges. That's why we have the camel."
The commander think about it for a moment. "I can't condone that," he says. "But I understand men have urges, so the camel can stay."
A month later, the commander starts having urges of his own, so he askes the officer to bring the camel to his tent. Then he drops his pants and gives the animal a fierce rogering. "Is that how the men do it?" he asks the soldier as he pulls up his pants.
"No sir," the soldier replies. "We usually just ride the camel into town and find some women."
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Re: A commander for the French...

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A commander for the French Foreign Legion joins his new post located far out in the desert. During his first inspection, he notices a camel hitched up behind the barracks. He asks a nearby soldier what the camel is for. "Well, sir, " the soldier replies, "there are 250 men here and no women, and sometimes we have...... urges. That's why we have the camel."
The commander think about it for a moment. "I can't condone that," he says. "But I understand men have urges, so the camel can stay."
A month later, the commander starts having urges of his own, so he askes the officer to bring the camel to his tent. Then he drops his pants and gives the animal a fierce rogering. "Is that how the men do it?" he asks the soldier as he pulls up his pants.
"No sir," the soldier replies. "We usually just ride the camel into town and find some women."
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