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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-20-2003, 10:16 AM Thread Starter
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Talking drinking joke (NO OFFENSE JOSE!)

I HAVE A JOKE FOR YOU.
A Mexican finishs his Tecate & suddenly throws his beer glass in the air, pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces, and says
"In Mexico our glasses are so cheap there is no need to drink from the same one twice"
An Iraqi obviously impressed, finishes his Camelshit beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out his AK47 and shoots the glass to pieces, and says
"In Iraq we have so much sand to make glass with that we don't need to drink from the same glass twice either"
A U.S. Airman, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Miller Lite, drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his M9 Berretta and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and says
"In America we have so many Meicans & Arabs that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice"



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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-20-2003, 10:24 AM
 
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here's how that last part REALLY went..

airman throws bottle in the air, draws beretta, glass hits floor, shit !! damn safety (iraqi and mexican look bewildered)

throws another bottle in the air, draws beretta, glass hits the floor, shit !! forgot to chamber a round (iraqi and mexican yawn)

throws another bottle in the air, draws beretta, missses shot, glass hits the floor, shit !! we only go to the qual range twice a year (iraqi and mexican mouth the gun barrels and do themselves in)

hehe, j/k with ya bro, anyone who serves is cool in my book
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-22-2003, 06:44 PM
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Originally posted by 11B2V_Mike
here's how that last part REALLY went..

airman throws bottle in the air, draws beretta, glass hits floor, shit !! damn safety (iraqi and mexican look bewildered)

throws another bottle in the air, draws beretta, glass hits the floor, shit !! forgot to chamber a round (iraqi and mexican yawn)

throws another bottle in the air, draws beretta, missses shot, glass hits the floor, shit !! we only go to the qual range twice a year (iraqi and mexican mouth the gun barrels and do themselves in)

hehe, j/k with ya bro, anyone who serves is cool in my book
I've never heard it that way. Only the way originally posted. (not to mention I don't get yours.)
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-22-2003, 06:50 PM
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hahahaha... pinche joke!!!!! Im am mexican and it was funny!

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