Junkyard Turbo Power
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Fort Worth,TX, USA
drinking joke (NO OFFENSE JOSE!)
I HAVE A JOKE FOR YOU.
A Mexican finishs his Tecate & suddenly throws his beer glass in the air, pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces, and says
"In Mexico our glasses are so cheap there is no need to drink from the same one twice"
An Iraqi obviously impressed, finishes his Camelshit beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out his AK47 and shoots the glass to pieces, and says
"In Iraq we have so much sand to make glass with that we don't need to drink from the same glass twice either"
A U.S. Airman, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Miller Lite, drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his M9 Berretta and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and says
"In America we have so many Meicans & Arabs that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice"
there is a fine line between a hobby.... and mental illness.