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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 09-19-2003, 12:50 PM Thread Starter
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Talking Gay guy goes to the Doctor. (WARNING:probably a repost)

So this gay guy goes to the doctor and has some test's run. The doctor comes back and says , "I'm not going to beat around the bush, you have AIDS." The gay guy is devastated and asks, "Doc, what can I do?"

The doctor says, "Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts, 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape Nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

The gay guy asks, "Will that cure me Doc?"

The doctor says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."

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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 09-20-2003, 07:01 PM
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hahaha thats good.. . heres one my friend made up on the spot one day...

how much semen can a gay guy take?

a buttload!

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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 09-23-2003, 02:26 PM
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Poor Homo! The late great Johny Cash has a song for him ~ A Burning Ring of Fire!
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