So this gay guy goes to the doctor and has some test's run. The doctor comes back and says , "I'm not going to beat around the bush, you have AIDS." The gay guy is devastated and asks, "Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says, "Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts, 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape Nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
The gay guy asks, "Will that cure me Doc?"
The doctor says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."