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Talking Apartment for Rent

A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him for 500.00. So they spent the night together.

In the morning, before he left, he told the girl that he did not
have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "Rent for Apartment."

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that
the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a cheque for 250.00 and enclosed a note:

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Dear Madam:

Enclosed find a cheque in the amount of 250.00 for rent of your apartment.
I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment,
I was under the impression that:
1. It had never been occupied.
2. There was plenty of heat.
3. It was small enough to make me cozy and at home.
Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back the following reply:

Dear Sir:

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on.

Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord.

I will expect full payment due immediately or I will be forced to hire someone to remove
your furniture.
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is the girls name sassystang????
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is the girls name sassystang????
Aren't you a fuckin' comedian.
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Aren't you a fuckin' comedian.
aren't we sensitive,.
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is the girls name sassystang????

WTF you trying to say here???

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aren't we sensitive,.
Why don't you come ask her about this in person? I'd like to see it too.
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WTF you trying to say here???
ITS A JOKE!!!! thats why its in the joke forum
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ITS A JOKE!!!! thats why its in the joke forum
No, what sassystang posted was a joke. What you posted was just plain rude and uncalled for. I see no humor in that.
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No, what sassystang posted was a joke. What you posted was just plain rude and uncalled for. I see no humor in that.
ok!!! sassystang i'm sorry!!!
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damn, ya'll are touchy today, i am sure he was saying it as a joke, and not being rude
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Blah blah blah KISS MY ASS blah blah!!!!
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damn, ya'll are touchy today, i am sure he was saying it as a joke, and not being rude
Shut up. Who asked you anyway??


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Damn guys, it was a joke.
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Damn guys, it was a joke.
WHo you calling a GUY!!!??? lol
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fuck the midol... sounds like you need to get laid.
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fuck the midol... sounds like you need to get laid.
Why don't you just shut up. No one asked for your comment. I'm 100% sure she gets laid!

BTW... it was me who got pissed off, not her. And fuck that Midol shit, I need some Xanax.



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fuck the midol... sounds like you need to get laid.

oh please,we both probably get laid more than you ever will!!

LOL @ Steph.. you so funny.
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DAMN, just realized I stepped into the wrong thread. silently leaving.
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Why don't you just shut up. No one asked for your comment. I'm 100% sure she gets laid!

BTW... it was me who got pissed off, not her. And fuck that Midol shit, I need some Xanax.




xanax? you need prozac.

or maybe something to help that bi-polar ass of yours
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